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They had us wear suits even when we were home.

Worked at Apple as the CEO for a week. They actually wanted me to DO things? So I left and tanked their stock on my way out the door. How do you like THEM apples, Apple??

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At advantage they would make us wear clown makeup until we reached a certain "rank". To get a higher rank you needed to make more sales. But it was impossible to close sales on Zoom meetings when I'm dressed like a goddamn clown!! Like they treat their workers like shit man. Smh.

Every Friday, Pillow Fight HQ hosts 'mandatory karaoke.' I have nightmares about singing 'Sweet Caroline' off-key in front of my coworkers.

Every Friday, Big Tuna Inc. hosts 'mandatory karaoke.' I have nightmares about singing 'Sweet Caroline' off-key in front of my coworkers.

At Overtime Enthusiasts, they schedule meetings to schedule meetings. I spent 40 hours this week planning meetings I don't even need to attend. Exhausting.

They make you sing 'Happy Birthday' to the printer every time it jams at Infinite Spreadsheets. I can’t handle the awkwardness anymore.